My name rhymes with Rhizzie.
Biology/Anthropology major, I drive a green cephalopod, my best friends are Neanderthals.

 

eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens)

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

komanidai:

PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

(Source: transhinataremade)

pemsylvania:

a group of mutants who can shapeshift into tools. axe men.

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow

me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT